Prez Trump at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’
‘Son of a B*tch’ Biden Wished Me in Right here!!!
Pretend Laughter Ensues
Revealed
Fox Information
President Trump‘s acquired ’em LOL’in down within the Everglades, the place he is holding court docket at his new immigrant detention heart … and dropping one-liners at his predecessor’s expense.
POTUS was touring the power dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz,” when a reporter identified the joint is definitely very comfortably air-conditioned — however 47 blew off that comment, and as a substitute fired off a comedic shot at former President Biden.
Doing his greatest Henny Youngman (Google him, youngsters) impression, Trump mentioned … “Hey, Biden wished me in right here. It did not work out that manner, however wished me in right here, that son of a b*tch.”
His viewers — together with DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — ate up the punchline … giving Prez Trump some hearty, and completely real, stomach laughs.
Biden jabs apart, Trump was positively feeling good about what he noticed whereas strolling across the model new jail, which was constructed on an airstrip surrounded by Everglades swampland, and designed to hold as much as 5,000 ICE detainees.
Critics of the power say it can expose undocumented immigrants to merciless and weird therapy within the Florida summer season … with the specter of swamp reptiles taking out anybody who dares to try escape.
However hey, it’s air-conditioned … with standup politicians comedians showing day by day.
These are the jokes, people. Remember to tip your gators and pythons on the way in which out!