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“An older gentleman, in all probability in his late 60s to early 70s, boarded the airplane and instructed me he had rest room points. I used to be working the aft galley and he sat within the final row. I assumed he meant he had bladder points and needed to pee ceaselessly, so I didn’t actually pay any consideration. Simply earlier than we went into sterile flight on the descent, he bought up as rapidly as a person of his age may and rushed to the bathroom. He did his enterprise and sat again down.”
“With out checking, I locked the lav as I’m required to on my A/C earlier than takeoff and earlier than touchdown. As we deplaned, he bought up and regarded again at me and mentioned, ‘I’m so sorry.’ He bought his issues and deplaned. On the time of his apology, I didn’t assume something of it.
Quick-forward 10 minutes later, and I needed to go pee. I opened the door, and what was on the bottom? A shit the dimensions of a small guinea pig. Like a log of shit. A wholesome 70-year-old shit. Sitting proper there, me.
Known as for bio and went for a stroll within the terminal as a result of at this level in my profession, I’ve formally seen all of it.”