Anytime you are feeling down about your tragic DIY makes an attempt, simply consider…
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No less than your new pantry will not consequence within the loss of life of a number of:
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No less than you did not make your sofa seem like it was misplaced at sea for a couple of years:
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No less than your electrician expertise aren’t THIS unhealthy:
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No less than your bathroom is not somewhat too relaxed:
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No less than your private home will not be a breeding floor for a model new sort of super-mold:
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No less than you do not have to traverse this gauntlet:
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No less than your dishwasher is not hidden away behind a secret wall:
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No less than you do not have a thriller bathroom hidden away within the kitchen:
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No less than your door is not a bashful trying door:
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No less than your kitchen is not stuffed with little brown baggage:
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No less than you will not beef it down these stairs 14 instances a day:
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No less than your backsplash does not seem like the underside of a rock quarry:
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No less than your trampoline will not be launching your 45 levels into the air:
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No less than your mantelpiece nonetheless mantels:
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No less than you do not have a lit’ral radiator in your CEILING:
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No less than you did not be taught this very helpful lesson:
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No less than you are not actively attempting to finish your grandpappies:
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No less than you did not make a really, very costly error:
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No less than your wall does not seem like a frickin’ Rothko portray… I am severe!
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No less than you did not spill black paint tastefully up and down your carpeted stairs:
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No less than you did not anger some very nasty birds:
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No less than you did not miss a vital, essential spot:
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No less than your TV did not take a big leap:
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No less than you did not seal a mosquito into its new everlasting resting place:
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No less than these cupboards you set up did not fall to their premature doom:
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No less than you are not seasoning your meals with a wholesome heap of mud:
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No less than you did not have to be taught this very helpful lesson…
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…or this different very helpful lesson:
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No less than your awning does not have you ever aw-ing in ache:
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No less than you did not fly actual quick and free with these tiles on the finish:
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No less than you did not utterly miss on this set up:
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No less than a cat did not chuckle within the face of your concrete:
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No less than you did not put your ceiling fan in fan jail:
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No less than this is not the very first thing you see each single morning:
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No less than you will not have a coronary heart assault each time you permit your bed room:
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No less than the vent you put in will not be blasting no matter occurs within the toilet all over:
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No less than you do not have roughly 7 inches between your boiling pot of water and your range hood:
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No less than you are not reminded of humanity’s foibles each time you flip the sunshine on:
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No less than you are not locked in a endless recreation of hide-and-go-seek with an outlet:
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No less than your pipe, uh, does not, uh, you recognize, uh, seem like this:
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No less than you did not run out of paint on the worst attainable second:
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No less than you did not pop your wall stuffed with holes:
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No less than you are not coping with…this:
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And no less than your bathroom is not a dang puzzle: