We right here at BuzzFeed get a nasty rap. Individuals like to dunk on our content material, calling it clickbait-y trash. They are saying issues like, “BuzzFeed? That’s nonetheless round?” or the traditional, “What do you count on? It’s BuzzFeed.” However we’re higher than that — actually! BuzzFeed has gained a Pulitzer Prize, held the highly effective accountable, given a voice to marginalized communities, and made younger individuals care about the world. Are you able to title one other outlet that did all that and nonetheless knew which Last of Us character you are?
That mentioned…this publish? This publish is 100% clickbait-y trash. There may be zero redeeming worth right here. Simply low-cost thrills and mind rot. So, if that’s your velocity (and God love ya whether it is), listed below are the promised T-R-A-S-H-I-E-S-T texts of all time:
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This textual content from a child to his mother:
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This textual content from an uncle behind bars:
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And this textual content from a man who blew his probabilities in simply .1 seconds:
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These texts after a dude “by accident” despatched a woman a dick pic:
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This textual content from a attractive girlfriend:
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And this textual content from a girlfriend with a really plausible rationalization for having a hickey:
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This unsuitable quantity textual content that took a flip:
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This out-of-the-blue textual content from a former co-worker sharing some private (make that method too private) information:
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And this one from a buddy who must study to maintain some issues to himself:
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This unintended textual content — TO THE FAMILY CHAT! — that there is not any getting back from:
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This textual content a few “elegant” tattoo:
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And these texts between a dude and his girlfriend about their plans for the night:
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This textual content from a creepy neighbor to the lady throughout the road the second he noticed her husband drive off to work:
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This textual content from a co-worker to the work chat after getting fired:
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And these gross, harassing texts from some dude simply because the recipient backed out of shopping for a used cellphone:
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This man inquiring if “pocket scrunchies” have been the identical as, uh, one other merchandise:
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This woman texting her ex-husband about nonetheless getting alimony even when she remarries:
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And these significantly creepy texts from the dad of a woman’s boyfriend:
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This batshit textual content a lady obtained after her a lot older and creepily flirtatious boss received fired:
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This impossibly awkward textual content a man received from his stepfather (who was clearly attempting to textual content his spouse/the stepson’s mother):
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And this textual content from a brother-in-law…which prompted the recipient to not communicate to him for months:
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This textual content from a 40-something acquaintance complaining — within the trashiest method attainable — about not having the ability to decide up ladies 20+ years youthful than him:
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This trashy, gross, despicable, and simply plain disgusting come-on:
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And this request from a handyman which was W-E-I-R-D:
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These creepy texts from a dude hours after he purchased $10 barstools from a lady on Fb Market:
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This weird-ass textual content from a buddy:
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This textual content from a married lady to her ex (whereas her hubby is deployed abroad):
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These texts from a trashy carpet cleansing firm:
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And this textual content a lady obtained from the mom of her roommate — That is proper, the MOTHER! — after she would not enable her roomie’s boyfriend to maneuver in with them: