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The one who will rue the day they parked subsequent to that Par 3:
2.
The one who will now be busy for the remainder of the day:
3.
The one who had a birthday they’ll by no means, ever overlook:
4.
The one who won’t ever ship memes all willy-nilly ever once more:
5.
The one who lives in Hades itself:
6.
The one who had a pleasant hen say hi there throughout their work day:
7.
The individual whose automotive acquired a a lot wanted makeover:
8.
The one who must not ever step foot of their dwelling once more:
9.
The one who should have been listening to the 7/10/99 Camden “Chalkdust Torture”:
10.
The individual whose automotive acquired a contemporary, new paintjob:
11.
The one who had the unthinkable occur:
12.
The one who misplaced their battle with a printer:
13.
The one who may simply wanna flip that automotive round:
14.
The one who was form sufficient to lend their headphones to their good pal Bigfoot:
15.
The one who acquired some, let’s consider, “natural sprinkles” of their caramel sauce:
16.
The one who simply shocked the style world:
17.
The one who someway ended up on this predicament:
18.
The one who was form sufficient to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
19.
The one who paid a barber to mess up their complete world:
20.
The one who went the fallacious manner… the very, very fallacious manner:
21.
The one who might or might not have acquired tremendous powers not too long ago:
22.
The one who’s going to be utilizing each single a type of Chipotle napkins they’ve stuffed of their middle console:
23.
The individual whose backseat acquired a wonderful new paint job:
24.
The one who acquired however one bean:
25.
The individual whose file removing might be an Arthurian job:
26.
The one who made an enemy for all times on their bike journey:
27.
The one who acquired the sorriest excuse for a pizza I’ve ever seen:
28.
The one who needed to cope with this nightmare at the moment:
29.
The one who REALLY wanted to get to the fifth ground:
30.
The individual whose lobster cake is extra like a… you understand:
31.
The individual whose non-stick pan was extra like a, nicely, you understand, STICK pan:
32.
The one who could be very, very luck they’ve their telephone:
33.
The one who acquired a little bit additional zip of their coconut:
34.
The one who had THIS occur to them:
35.
The individual whose poor, defenseless ground acquired completely annihilated:
36.
The one who acquired some scrumptious sludge of their morning espresso:
37.
The one who had a pleasant, enjoyable bathtub within the trash:
38.
The one who acquired a rug for ANTS:
39.
The individual whose fedora acquired completely annihilated:
40.
The one who appears to be experiencing the beginning of a parable:
41.
The one who ought to in all probability simply hop again into mattress:
42.
The one who may need to watch these sodium ranges:
43.
The one who ought to NOT hop again into mattress:
44.
The one who will spend the remainder of their days on the lookout for that strain washer:
45.
The individual whose bag his about to have the journey of a lifetime:
46.
The one who perhaps ought to’ve left these cookies within the oven a couple of additional minutes as a substitute of dropping them on the bottom:
47.
The one who lastly acquired to season their pot:
48.
The one who will do not forget that one sizzling pot for the remainder of their days:
49.
The one who acquired some scrumptious, dry bread:
50.
The one who may need to contemplate some various nail colours:
51.
The one who was good sufficient to present their telephone a little bit snack:
52.
The individual whose finger seems to be prefer it’s seen some…nicely, you understand what:
53.
The individual whose soda had a little bit additional sting to it:
54.
The one who acquired betrayed by the slurp:
55.
And the individual whose bundle was put the place all of us find yourself anyway: